From the Pittsburgh Business Times:

Dick's Sporting Goods Inc. said late Monday it agreed to acquire privately held Chick's Sporting Goods for about $40 million in cash and assumption of about $31 million debt.

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That is all.

(hat tip: Mel Kramer)