Help for the Tech Support Generation
Fog Creek CoPilot is software that's supposed to help resolve this problem:
"Click START"
"What?"
"Start. Click Start. It's in the bottom left."
"I have C - T - R - L in the bottom left."
"The bottom left of your screen."
"Oh. OK, I clicked it."
"OK, now click RUN."
"What?"
"On the menu that came up. Click RUN."
"It's not there."
"What do you mean it's not there?"
"It's not there. I don't have a RUN."
"What do you see? Read me everything you see"
"Recycle Bin... My Computer... Anna Navratilova J P G..."
"No, on the menu."
"What menu?"
"The menu that came up when you clicked start."
"When I what?"
Basically, you and your dad/mom/uncle/aunt each go to their website & download an app, which acts as a kind of traffic cop for tech support. Both computers send information to their server, and it sends it back to the opposite party. That way, you can take control of your technically-challenged relative's computer and fix the problem while they watch, without requiring a direct connection between the two machines.
Very cool idea. I see one problem with it, which is this:
"OK, you need to go to www.copilot.com"
"I need to go where?"
"Open your web browser"
"Wait - I'm getting my coat on"
"Why?"
"You said I had to go somewhere"
"No - you need to go to a website. Just sit down at the computer and open your web browser"
"Can I take my coat off?"
"Yes. Just open your web browser"
"What's that?"
"Click on the fancy 'e' near the bottom of the screen - next to the 'Start' button"
"OK, I see that screen with my news headlines and stock quotes. And a naked picture of Anna Kornikova that says 'Click here' to win $1,000"
"Ugh. Close the picture of Anna and type in 'www.copilot.com' "
"OK, I did. It's asking for my credit card number so it can credit me the $1,000"
"I thought I told you to close the picture"
"I thought I did. What does all of this have to do with my problem?"
"Nevermind..."
posted by Brian at
11:26 PM
3 Comments:
Where exactly do I click on Anna for $1,000? I think I should practice.
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jeff Porten, at 3:55 AM, July 10, 2005
I've said it before & I'll say it again...God Bless Google. Check this out:
http://www.terranetworks.com/press/pr_03_19e_1.html
It's an online promotion called "Win Anna's stuff." I'll leave the rest to your imagination...
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Brian, at 10:23 PM, July 10, 2005
Wow. That's just truly disturbing. For some reason I'm reminded of the Japanese arcade games where you match tiles to reveal a nude Asian woman. Or so I hear....
By
jeff Porten, at 10:43 AM, July 11, 2005
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