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The thoughts and theories of a guy who basically should have gone to bed hours ago.

I know, I know - what's the point? But look at it this way - I stayed up late writing it, but you're reading it...

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Friday, November 24, 2006

Dumb & Dumber...


Yup...


posted by Brian at 12:09 AM


2 Comments:

  • In the holdiday spirit, let me suggest "Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a Hebrew":

    Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
    Speeding down the coast on Thursday night
    You can say that Mel's an alcoholic
    But I think he was blitzed on Vegemite

    He'd been drinking too much Foster's
    And his Lexus felt so nice
    So he did 80 miles an hour
    90 times as fast as "Passion of the Christ"

    Cops claim Mel got anti-Jewish
    But they say the final straw
    Was his threat of circumcision
    And his shout-out to his fans in Hezbollah

    Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
    Flying down my street completely drunk
    You can say that Mel's an anti-Semite
    But the cops found kosher vodka in his trunk

    Before they slapped the cuffs on Melvin
    The police said, "Would you please
    Sign this DUI citation
    And then these 'Lethal Weapon' DVDs?"

    Things got worse down at the station
    They said Mel's a sexist jerk
    He called a lady "sugar hooters"
    Hey Mel, I've tried that line; it doesn't work

    Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
    Racing through my hood in Malibu
    You can say that Mel was acting psycho
    He was just rehearsing scenes from "Braveheart II"

    After threats of urination
    He made bail and got to go
    What a shame he smashed that pay phone
    It's the same one that they seized from Russell Crowe

    I've warned all my Jewish neighbors
    Better watch your Yiddish butts
    They should never give a license
    To a guy who Charlie Manson thinks is nuts

    Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
    Speeding down my sidewalk full of booze
    You can say that Mel's an anti-Semite
    But that's not true; he merely hates the Jews

    Mazel tov!


    spaff.com/poesy/madmax.html

    By Anonymous Michael Weinmayr, at 4:32 PM, November 24, 2006  


  • Very well done. Thanks!

    By Blogger Brian, at 10:21 PM, November 24, 2006  


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