The major snowstorm we had this weekend, a week after we set the clocks ahead for Daylight Savings Time, made one of my colleagues realize that we're no longer "Springing Ahead," since the clocks now go forward in the middle of March, which is the last two weeks of winter, rather than the first week of spring. So, for those who have been waiting and wondering about a solution to this horribly unacceptable connundrum, I am pleased to announce the offical new Daylight Savings Time cliché:

	Old Cliché:	Spring Ahead, Fall Behind
	New Cliché:	March Ahead, Fall Behind

That is all...