Both of these stories seem like they should be bigger news:

1) Scientists have discovered the source of antimatter. No word yet on what this means for Star Trek-inspired inventions.

2) Experts at Germany's Heidelberg University have discovered the true identity of the Mona Lisa. The painting, which is also known as "La Gioconda" (Italian for "joyful woman"), is a portrait of a woman named Lisa del Giocondo. Lisa? Giocondo? Go figure...