New York City Subway Stories
I had a doctor's appointment this morning, so I commuted into the city at an odd hour. On the uptown E train (World Trade Center line) at around 11:15, was a man wearing blue jeans, a windbreaker, and a winter cap.
He was carrying with him a hacksaw, a screwdriver, and a flashlight. He didn't have any kind of bag or case, he was just carrying them loose in his hands. I assume he was in a construction-related line of work, and was just bringing his tools to/from his job.
So, I ask again, exactly what are they checking for when they randomly inspect our bags on the subway? If an openly visible hacksaw is OK, what exactly is not OK?
posted by Brian at
12:00 AM
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3 Comments:
I guess they are only checking for WMDs, not WMCs (Weapons of Mass Construction).
By
Mike, at 11:23 AM, February 17, 2006
*ring*
*ring*
"Hello, Jack? Yeah, he saw it. Nice job. I've got the fifty wired into your Paypal account already. Monica is ready to call him during dinner next week to try to sell him personal grooming products that are disturbingly data-mined from his Amazon wishlist and Tivo recordings? Excellent."
*click*
I'll convert you yet, Greenberg.
By
Jeff Porten, at 12:30 PM, February 17, 2006
Mike - "Weapons of Mass Construction." That's awesome...
Jeff - I have absolutely no earthly idea what you're talking about... :-(
By
Brian, at 1:16 AM, February 21, 2006
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