This is among the most bizarre stories I've ever heard:

A waitress in Westlake, OH loses her wallet in a bar in nearby Lakewood, OH on July 9th. The person who stole it sells her drivers license to another woman, Maria Bergan, who is 23 years old. Two weeks later, Ms. Bergan walks into a bar in Westlake and is asked for ID to prove she is 21. She hands the waitress the stolen license she just purchased and (wait for it...) the waitress recognizes it as HER OWN LICENSE!!! Ms. Bergan is arrested and charged with identity theft and receiving stolen property. Says police captain Guy Turner:

"The odds of this waitress recovering her own license defy calculation."

Indeed. Almost as high, in fact, as the odds of someone who is over 21 using a stolen license to prove she's over 21.

As Brannon Denning (guest Instapundit blogger) says, Doh!