With all apologies to Bill Maher:

New Rule: If someone's name rhymes with "Boo," people must find another way to cheer for him other than calling out his name.

I'm so sick and tired of watching players named Lou or Bruce or Moose or whatever succeed in a big game, and then have the fans jeer loudly. Then the announcer is forced to say, "They're not booing, they're saying "Looooooouuuuuu."

Well, you know what? If you need to tell me that, then they shouldn't be yelling that. I mean, if for no other reason, what happens if this guy screws up later in the game? How are they going to boo him? If they yell "Booooooo," isn't he just going to think they're shouting his name? As far as I'm concerned, it takes away options and provides no upside.

That is all...