Watching the Red Sox rout the until-then-invincible Rockies last night, I was amazed that with a twelve-run lead, Terry Francona chose to keep Josh Beckett in the game, rather than save his arm for potential future use later in the series.

It seems the good folks at the Onion were wondering the same thing and, as is their way, they've come upon the answer: Terry Francona Announces Josh Beckett Will Start Games 1, 4, 7, 2, 6, 3, 5 - In That Order.