Since being linked to by IvyGateBlog, my site stats tell me that I'm getting quite a few visitors from Harvard University. Welcome, one & all. I thought, given my new audience, I'd share a joke I heard back during my (Penn) college days:

A Harvard Man and a Penn Man are standing at adjoining urinals. After both men finish urinating, the Harvard man goes to the sink to wash his hands, but the Penn man heads straight for the door.

Disgusted, the Harvard man says, "You know, at Harvard, they teach us to wash our hands after we go to the bathroom."

The Penn man turns and replies, "Really? Well, at Penn, they teach us not to pee on our hands."