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Depth of Activist Group’s Anger Revealed…

By Brian | June 2, 2006 | Share on Facebook

BWAH HA HA HA HA!!! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(Hat tip: Instapundit)

Before President Bush touched down in Pennsylvania Wednesday to promote his nuclear energy policy, the environmental group Greenpeace was mobilizing.

‘This volatile and dangerous source of energy’ is no answer to the country’s energy needs, shouted a Greenpeace fact sheet decrying the ‘threat’ posed by the Limerick reactors Bush visited.

But a factoid or two later, the Greenpeace authors were stumped while searching for the ideal menacing metaphor.

We present it here exactly as it was written, capital letters and all: ‘In the twenty years since the Chernobyl tragedy, the world’s worst nuclear accident, there have been nearly [FILL IN ALARMIST AND ARMAGEDDONIST FACTOID HERE].’

[…]

The aghast Greenpeace spokesman who issued the memo, Steve Smith, said a colleague was making a joke by inserting the language in a draft that was then mistakenly released.

‘Given the seriousness of the issue at hand, I don’t even think it’s funny,’ Smith said.

The final version did not mention Armageddon. It just warned of plane crashes and reactor meltdowns.”

Topics: Political Rantings | 2 Comments »

2 Responses to “Depth of Activist Group’s Anger Revealed…”

  1. Jeff Porten says at June 6th, 2006 at 1:51 am :
    You cruel, cruel man. I feel sorry for the guy. Granted, he should be staked out on an anthill covered in honey for letting that out to the public, but still….

  2. Brian says at June 6th, 2006 at 6:37 pm :
    OK, truth be told, I feel sorry for him too. I reconcile it with the fact that the last time he found an alarmist & armageddonist factoid, he probably made someone else feel like crap, and so he probably deserves what he gets…