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The thoughts and theories of a guy who basically should have gone to bed hours ago.

I know, I know - what's the point? But look at it this way - I stayed up late writing it, but you're reading it...

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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Playing with Numbers, Part 2


The Dow Jones Industrial Average traded briefly over it's record high today, while the tech-laden NASDAQ Composite remains significantly less than half of it's record high. In keeping with today's trend data theme, here are some interesting comparisons:

Here's the graph everyone always talks about - stock market performance from the time the bubble burst (early 2000) until today:



The Dow broke even today (2,449 days after it's record high). The NASDAQ is still down almost 50%. This data has been used for everything from explaining away bad investment strategies to arguing against the privatization of social security.

But let's look at two other graphs that may put things in perspective. First, the performance of both indexes over the last ten years:



Obviously, the first thing one notices is the 377% gain in the NASDAQ between 1/1/96 and 3/10/00. But let's focus on a few other data points as well: First, note that the NASDAQ's net gain from 1/1/96 to today is 112% (just over 10% per year), which almost equals the more conservative DJIA's 124% gain (11.5% per year) in the same period. Second, note that at the NASDAQ's lowest point, 10/9/02, it was still 5% above it's value on 1/1/96. Finally, note that Alan Greenspan's famous "irrational exuberance" speech, in which he warned that assets may be overvalued, was given on December 5, 1996, when the DJIA was 6,381.94 and the NASDAQ was 1,287.68 (both roughly half of what they are today).

And yet, the same sorry tale continues to resonate over many beers in many different Wall Street bars: You invested $1,000 in a NASDAQ index fund on 1/1/96. On 3/10/00, it was worth $4,769. On 10/9/02, it was worth $1,052. Although you'd made 5% on your money (a paltry 0.75% per year, but still a gain), you cried to your friends about how you've lost your life's savings. Now it's 9/25/06, and your original $1,000 is worth $2,124, representing a very respectable 112% gain (more than 10% per year). Still, you cry to your friends about how risky the market is because your portfolio isn't worth $4,769 like it used to be.

One more graph to illustrate another subtle point. By the end of 2002, the NASDAQ was significantly behind the DJIA, but today they're just about even. The graph of both markets since 1/1/03 looks like something out of 1999. Well, OK, 1998:



A 62% return from the NASDAQ (16.5% per year), as compared to 34% (9% per year) for the DJIA.

The bottom line: the last ten years have been a roller coaster in the market, to be sure, but at the end of it all, total returns have hovered around a nice, healthy 10% or so. The volatility in between means that some people got lucky and made a killing, and others got unlucky and got killed.

But everyone remembers the lofty peaks, and the psychological loses are much, much harder to make back than the financial ones.

posted by Brian at 5:26 PM | 5 comments

Playing with Numbers, Part 1


I've been playing around with trend data lately, and have discovered some interesting relationships that may provide a little context to current events. For instance, compare the historical price of oil to President Bush's approval ratings throughout his presidency:


(chart links to a spreadsheet with the underlying data)

The correlation between the two datasets is -81.14%. In other words, over the last five and a half years, every time the price of oil has dropped $1, the President's approval rating has increased by 0.8% (and vice versa). For the real statistics geeks, the R-Square value is 65.84%, suggesting that 65% of the movement in Bush's approval ratings are explainable by the price of oil.

Now, I'm no statistician (two intro courses in statistics at The Wharton School were enough to sway me away forever), but I know enough to avoid confusing correlation with causality. This is not proof that the price of oil directly affects Bush's approval ratings. It merely suggests that the historical data suggests a relationship. There is always the chance that this relationship is purely coincidental.

That said, (and based solely on my own opinion now, not the statistics), I think there is a causal relationship here. When the price of oil drops, the stock market tends to rise and the price of a gallon of gasoline tends to fall. These items have real world impact on most Americans and when they're all moving in the right direction, I can easily imagine it affecting their attitude towards their president and their responses to polling questions.

What's most surprising to me here is the extent of the correlation. If this data does reflect causality, then it means that each new opinion poll on the President's job performance is not the stark referrendum on the Iraqi war, the erosion or our civil liberties, or our treatment of foreign detainees that one side or the other (depending on what the data says) claims it to be. Instead, around two thirds of any movement in the polls is tied to the price of a publicly traded commodity which is, at best, only indirectly controlled by the President himself.

posted by Brian at 12:34 PM | 4 comments

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Porn, Schmorn - A real reason for parental controls on the internet...


Check this out:


Jack Neal briefly became the proud owner of a pink convertible car after he managed to buy it for 9,000 pounds ($17,000) on the Internet despite being only three years old.

I could so see my kids doing this, it's not even funny...

posted by Brian at 11:58 AM | 0 comments

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Daily Show: Where Presidents Come to Play...


Last week, I marveled at The Daily Show's ability to book Bill Clinton as their guest.

Last night, John Stewart announced that tonight's guest will be President Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan. I'm quoting from memory here, but Stewart said something to the effect of:


Our guest tomorrow night will be President Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan. The actual President of Pakistan. Why this is, I have no idea...


First, he wrote the book (or at least we assume he wrote it), and included salacious details that would play well to American audiences. Then he coordinated its release with his trip to New York for the UN General Assembly. Then, he recorded an interview on 60 Minutes, leaking one of his salacious claims, and got them to air it right around the time he made his keynote speech to the UN. Then, after creating the controversy, he remained in New York long enough to do several additional interviews after the book's release (including The Today Show and The Daily Show with John Stewart), guaranteeing that the interviewers would say something like "there has been much controversy lately about your claims regarding Richard Armitage," followed by quotes from the book itself. All he has to do now is sit in his chair, smile, and make tell a few stories, and his book will sell millions of copies. Not only that, but he's probably also improving the American people's perception of Pakistan in the process.

Impressive piece of marketing. The guy should run for office one day...

posted by Brian at 3:38 PM | 0 comments

Monday, September 25, 2006

Good News and Bad News for Airport Security


The good news:


Under the new plan, travelers may carry drinks and other items purchased in the secure areas of the airport. They also may bring travel-size lip gloss, hand lotion and other toiletries of 3 ounces (90 ml) or less that will be subject to screening and then placed in a small clear plastic bag.

The bad news: The Deputy Homeland Security Secretary is a gentleman named Michael Jackson. As such, liquids will only be allowed on the plane if the passenger wears a single white glove, travels with a companion who will hold an umbrella over his/her head at all times, and is willing to board the plane backwards while grabbing his/her crotch.

The things we do for safety...

posted by Brian at 3:31 PM | 0 comments

Friday, September 22, 2006

Formerly Current Events to be Revealed in History Book


President Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan is accusing the United States of threatening his country in the days just after 9/11/01:


In an interview to air Sunday on CBS-TV's '60 Minutes' program, Musharraf said that after the attacks, Richard Armitage, then deputy secretary of state, told Pakistan's intelligence director that the United States would bomb his country if it didn't help fight terrorists. He said that Armitage had told him, 'Be prepared to go back to the Stone Age.'

Armitage denies the accusation. President Bush says the first he heard about it is when he read it in the newspaper. Tony Snow, the White House Press Secretary, says the U.S. Policy was to ask Pakistan to make a choice - support us or support the Taliban and Al Qaeda - not to issue bomb threats.

President Musharraf was asked for more information on the issue, but declined to give any. You'll never guess why. Internal Pakistani politics? No. Concern over the ramifications of straining relations with the United States? Wrong again. Concern for Pakistani national security and/or the release of classified information? Good guess, but no cigar. Here's the reason:


Musharraf declined to comment and cited a contract agreement with a publisher on an upcoming book.

So let me see if I got this straight: the sitting president of a country we're counting on to catch Osama bin Laden and defeat the Taliban & Al Qaeda accused a former U.S. official of making what he calls a "rude remark," all in order to drum up business for his upcoming book? And this right after Hugo Chavez of Venezuela sent Noam Chomsky's book to #1 on Amazon's Best Seller List.

Remember the good old days when the most powerful person with a book club was Oprah?

posted by Brian at 1:03 PM | 1 comments

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

ISBS TV Review: Studio 60


Studio 60, the latest Aaron Sorkin drama, debuted last night on NBC. The premise is a backstage look at the people who produce a live sketch comedy show (read: Saturday Night Live) on the NBS (read: NBC) network. There's even an announcer with a distinctive voice (read: Don Pardo) and a snappy combo band (read: G.E. Smith and the Saturday Night Live Band). The show's executive producer (read: Lorne Michaels) gets fed up with the Standards & Practices board during the taping of a live episode, and goes out on stage and rips the network to shreds. He's immediately fired and replaced by two former Studio 60 writers, one of whom just ended a romantic relationship with one of the show's stars, and the other of whom has just lost a movie deal over a failed drug test. Not only that, but the woman who hired them has just assumed the role of Network President, and her brand new boss (the Network Chairman) fired them some time earlier over creative differences.

My expectations were high, given how much I've enjoyed Sorkin's work on The West Wing and given the presence of a few West Wing Alumni - Bradley Whitford, Timothy Busfield and Matthew Perry, as well as Tommy Schlamme and Chris Misiano (directors). Suffice to say, the pilot exceeded all of those high expectations.

The writing is sharp, brisk, and contains that under-current of wit that made The West Wing so good. Sorkin doesn't just throw in a joke here and there, he adds funny lines in the middle of serious drama (example: Jordan McDeere, brand new network president, who says to her boss in a tense meeting, "Let's talk about this in my office!", stomps out into the hall, and then confesses to him that she doesn't know where her office is). He also creates some genuinely funny sitcom-like scenes, without overshadowing the dramatic tone of the show (example: Perry's character wins a writing award while he's talking about his break-up with the Studio 60 star. Whitford hugs him (for winning the award), and Perry thanks him for being such a good friend at this, his time of need). That kind of "mis-understanding gag" is straight out of Three's Company, but it's subtle enough that it works in the drama.

And there's plenty of drama. All of this subtle humor serves as highlights to some deliciously complex ironies that are weaved into ongoing story lines. For example, see if you can follow this: Perry's character is hired because the previous producer lost a fight with the standards board, but we find out that he broke up with the show's star because she offended his morality while promoting her album of religious Christian music, given that she's a religious Christian and he's not, and that he wrote the sketch the standards board found offensive, and that she sided with Perry on the sketch and has defended it to the press, even though it was called "Those Crazy Christians." Insiders may also relish in the fact that the religious Christian who records Christian music is loosely based on another West Wing alumna, Kristin Chenowith, who Adam Sorkin dated at one time.

This kind of backstory gives the writers a great deal of meat to chew on as the show progresses. It also makes the characters very interesting very quickly. I found myself caring about these characters within minutes of meeting them, which is the bottom line when it comes to a good TV drama.

And this is a very, very good TV drama.

posted by Brian at 5:17 PM | 0 comments

John Stewart and Bill Clinton: Good Questions and Good Answers


I'm a relative late comer to the juggernaut that is The Daily Show with John Stewart, having only watched it regularly for the last few months. So when I heard that Monday night's guest was going to be Bill Clinton, my reaction was, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Seriously?!?!?" You can only imagine my surprise when Stewart introduced him by saying, "Please welcome back to the program..."

A couple of thoughts on the Stewart/Clinton interview, if I may (and heck, it's my blog, so yeah - I may):

-- Kudos to John Stewart. After Clinton touted the success of his current project, the Clinton Global Initiative, Stewart asked the former President three exceptional questions. First, given all of the initiative's apparent success, he asked Clinton where he thought he did more good & had more fun: private life or public life. And then second, after discussing his good relationship with George H.W. Bush (Tsunami & Katrina relief) and Rupert Murdoch (a CGI sponsor), Stewart pointed out that it seemed easier to work across party lines when politics were removed from the equation, and asked if knowing this now made Clinton wish he had done things differently when he was in politics. Finally, in what Stewart is now calling "The Daily Show Seat of Heat," he suggested that Hillary Clinton could very well run for President, and asked Bill Clinton what the key was to defeating her. Probing questions with no personal agenda and a touch of humor. Katie Couric, are you listening?!?

-- Kudos to Bill Clinton, who gave three excellent answers. At first, he dodged the first question - saying he was having more fun as a private citizen, making a quick joke, and leaving it at that. Later, though, in the midst of discussing something else, he found the thought he was looking for, stopped, and said to Stewart, "you asked me another question before" and then answered it. He said that he is doing more across a narrower scope of influence as a private citizen, but had a larger impact on the entire country as President. He reasoned that as a private citizen, he didn't have to be distracted by the day's headlines, but as President, he had the full force of the government behind him to affect change across a broader spectrum on a daily basis. Regarding the question about politics, he mentioned his disagreements with the current administration, but resisted the cheap applause from the liberal crowd, quickly adding that he has always been committed to having a good relationship with the current President (not just his father), and while he makes it clear when he disagrees with him, he always seeks to work with him constructively. He also praised some of the "rich, white males" that liberals often rile against, saying that the world owes Gates and Buffett a huge debt of gratitude for their extreme generosity. On the Hillary question, he gave a pretty lame answer ("get more votes than she does"), but then struck the right tone by saying he didn't know if she'd run, or if she'd win if she did run, but that he thought she'd be a great President if given the chance. Can't ask for more than that...

-- Clinton comes off even smarter today than he did as President. After listening to Bush stumble through speech after speech for six years, just the fact that Clinton speaks in complete sentences is a welcome relief. And the fact that he's willing to chain more than two thoughts together at a time (as he did when contrasting public and private life) is completely and utterly refreshing. The man is a deep thinker, he doesn't need to hide behind soundbites or talking points, he's well versed in the subjects he's discussing, and he's blessed with the ability to communicate his thoughts clearly without talking down to people.

-- Given his raw abilities, it is such a shame that he could never control his private life as well as he controls his public persona, and that this failing will forever taint his Presidential legacy. But it's gratifying to see him applying his strengths so well today. He seems poised to be the best ex-President since Jimmy Carter, and that's a very good thing.

posted by Brian at 5:15 PM | 0 comments

Note to Bill Maher: It's OK to Cry


I finally got around to watching Bill Maher's Real Time from last Friday night. The show is always provocative and funny, but this week's offering had a couple of things worth commenting on.

First there was Gloria Steinem who, at one point, said this:


This world is divided into two kinds of people: those who divide people into two kinds of people, and those who do not.

I honestly don't remember what she was talking about, but I think that's just a fantastic line, so I felt the need to write it down.

Then there was Maher's mid-show comedy bit. He usually stops his panel discussion for a Jay Leno-like comedy bit (fake products, phony headlines, etc.), before finishing off the discussion and moving on to the hilarious "New Rules." This week, the bit was about Bush's "seven minutes in the classroom," a topic that Maher has relentlessly pounded for five years now. Apparently, the children who were in the Florida classroom with the President on 9/11/01 (now ages 12-15) were interviewed about their experiences that day. Maher quoted one of them as saying, "His face just started to turn red. I thought, personally, he had to go to the bathroom" and another as saying, "He looked like he was going to cry." Then he mocked the President for crying and showed fake children's drawings of the President peeing in his pants and planes flying into the World Trade Center.

I realize it's a comedy show, and I'm not the kind of person who is easily offended, but this really bugged me. First of all, he conveniently left out some of the kids' other quotes, like "You can't judge a man on seven minutes. What he did is what he could do" and "I learned a lot. I learned anything can happen at any given moment." Also, he glossed over the distinct change in tone from the original story to this one. Maher (and many others) have suggested repeatedly that Bush stayed in the school for seven minutes because he either didn't comprehend the enormity of the attacks, or didn't consider them important enough to disrupt his photo op. The kids' version tells a very different story, though. I don't think any of the released pictures from that day showed the emotional reaction that the children described seeing on the President's face. This, coupled with the 9/11 Report's description of why he sat there for seven minutes give us a pretty good sense of what was going through his mind at that fateful moment.

Finally, it just takes an unbelievable amount of chutzpah to mock the President of the United States for being moved to tears on September 11th. Given how much the rest of us cried that day, and given the fact that we weren't responsible for the security of 300 million people at the time, I think we can spot the guy a few tears, no?

posted by Brian at 5:14 PM | 10 comments

ROTFL Elmo


It's the 10th anniversary of Tickle Me Elmo, and Mattel is celebrating with T.M.X. Elmo, as in "Tickle Me Extreme" Elmo.


The latest Elmo has 'tickle spots' on its chin, tummy and foot. When a child tickles Elmo once, the doll laughs, slaps his leg, falls down into a sitting position and then stands up while laughing.

The second time Elmo is tickled, the doll repeats that pattern, but then falls backward and starts kicking his feet while laughing. It then stands up and asks to be tickled again.

The third time Elmo is tickled, the doll goes through the first two patterns and then rolls over onto its tummy, thumps his hand on the floor, rolls onto his back and stands up again.

Next year, look for Epileptic Elmo...

posted by Brian at 2:21 PM | 0 comments

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Another TV Show becomes a reality


This woman has a bionic arm.

posted by Brian at 5:17 PM | 1 comments

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Washington Post Inadvertently quotes Brian, Jeff


OK, here's what happened: Jeff Porten writes this post, in which he links to this WaPo article. I respond with this post, also linking to the same WaPo article.

The Washington Post has a feature on their website called "Who's Blogging?" which is powered by Technorati. A link to my post shows up as the first of three blogs in the banner ad that appears with the article (see picture). If you click on the "Full List of Blogs" link, you get this page, which includes both my post and Jeff's.

At a very minimum, this is very cool. To the uninformed observer, though, the whole thing looks a little like Jeff and I were contacted by the WaPo and asked to comment on the article, which of course, isn't the case. In any case, I won't return the check if they decide to send me one.

posted by Brian at 3:38 PM | 1 comments

Monday, September 11, 2006

9/11/06


On past anniversaries, I've written long essays about how much of 9/11/01 has stayed with me (2002, 2003, 2005). Today, at year five, I'm struck by how much has left me, notable only by how quickly it comes gushing back on a day like today.


At two or three years out, I could honestly say I hadn't gone a day without thinking about the attacks at least once, whether it be the various memorial sites I pass each day on my daily commute, or just the sight of the New York skyline, which I can see out the train window even as I write this (the same train window through which I noticed that "odd, low hanging cloud" hovering near the north tower five years ago). The sight of a plane in the air used to make me sick to my stomach, especially when it was obscured from my view by a tall building. My brain understood the concept of perspective, but the ease with which I could visualize the plane slamming into the building, rather than passing harmlessly behind it, was gut wrenching.

A few years later, I am no longer tormented by these demons. The skyline is once again a thing of beauty that I regularly pass right by without even noticing, and planes in the sky are as much a normal part of the skyscape as the birds and the clouds.

Except today.

Over the weekend, I watched a couple of the obligatory retrospectives - Discovery Channel, History Channel, CBS. I saw all the videotape again - the planes hitting the buildings, the towers falling, the firemen running through the lobby I knew so well and up and down those awesomely large escalators I rode every day for years. After a while, I could smell the acrid smoke again. I could taste it on my tongue so strongly that I actually looked in the mirror to make sure it wasn't there, and then drank some water to get rid of the taste. I sat awake until 4AM, unable to sleep as I did in the weeks following the attacks themselves. This morning, I saw a plane taking off from Newark Airport disappear from view as it flew in front of the sun and it made me catch my breath. As I type this, they just announced that the 7th Avenue exit to New York Penn Station is temporarily closed. Cops and National Guard troops are putting up yellow caution tape, and I need to walk around the 8th Avenue side to get to my normal subway. I'm sure it's nothing, and yet my hands are shaking as I type. What does today's date mean to some lunatic with a cherry bomb?

And yet, like the thousands of people around me, I continue on to my office for a relatively normal day at work. That's the difference. These feelings come once a year now, not every day. Five years from now will be even better. Five years from then, better still. The healing process I secretly worried wouldn't come is happening, and we're far enough along that I can see it now. We're all going to be OK.

God Bless America.

posted by Brian at 8:37 AM | 1 comments

Saturday, September 09, 2006

California vs. Stanford - "The Play"


I've seen the very end of this clip dozens of times (when California runs back a kick-off into the endzone using about ten laterals and a rather unfortunate Stanford trombone player), but this is the extended clip. It shows Stanford marching down the field to go ahead before the fateful kickoff with eight seconds left. Their quarterback was a kid named John Elway. I wonder what ever happened to him...

posted by Brian at 3:10 PM | 1 comments

The Flying Car


Leave it to those MIT guys to invent The Flying Car. You can download a simulator today, and put a $7,400 (5%) deposit down on the $148,000 vehicle, which should hit the showrooms in late 2009 (prototypes in 2008).

The inventors prefer to call it a "roadable aircraft," but really - what fun is that?

posted by Brian at 3:04 AM | 2 comments

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Cells on a Plane!


It seems two airlines, Quantas and Ryanair (an Irish budget airline) are experimenting with allowing cell phone calls, text messaging and e-mail on their flights.

The typical discussion here is preditable: who wants to be stuck between two chatterboxes on conference calls all the way to London, but this is hollow criticism - everyone who complains about it wouldn't think twice if it were their conference call.

Here's a better question: we're worried about people bringing down the plane with hair gel and/or nail clippers. Isn't a cell phone a well established triggering mechanism for explosives? (Come to think of it, is this already a problem that no one has bothered to bring up? Hmmmm......)

posted by Brian at 11:14 PM | 5 comments

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The New Women of TV


Yesterday saw two-thirds of the big 3-player trade that took place on network TV recently: Couric-for-Vieras-for-O'Donnell. So what did I do? I Tivo'ed both The Evening News and The View, that's what. Here's a couple of quick reviews:

Katie Couric on The CBS Evening News: The intro sounded exactly like The Today Show intro, except they didn't force-fit the words, "Today, September 5th, 2006" at the end. I suppose that feeling will pass, but for now, there it is. The show itself sufferred from the same problem that is killing all the evening news broadcasts - I sit in front of the internet all day, so by 6:30, any recap of the days events is old news. Sometimes 24 hours old. To her credit, Katie tried a couple of tricks to shake things up - a face-to-face interview with a NYTimes reporter (also very "Today Show"), although I was surprised how much editorializing the Times guy did - no attempt at objectivity at all, the "free speech" segment (a throwback to the old "Commentary" segments they used to do when we were kids, although now they just sound like videotaped blog posts), and a contest to choose Katie's catch sign-off phrase (one of many advertisements for the CBS News website). All in all, it seemed like she knew everyone was watching her first show, and she was pleading with them to watch at least one more. That's fine, but this is the news. If it tries to be entertainment, it's going to fail. Of course, it's going to fail at being informative too, so there you go. Good night & good luck, Katie...

Rosie O'Donnell on The View: Yuck. Don't get me wrong, Rosie was fine & all, but I could not bring myself to watch more than five minutes of that show. Here's Barbara Walters - a woman who has interviewed Presidents - a woman who has accomplished what Katie Couric is attempting to accomplish right now, and in the first five minutes, she's talking with three other women about sitting in a bathtub full of urine with their daughters. When Rosie quoted her daughter as saying, "Mommy, when will I get my fur?" I shut it off (I don't mean to be crude - that's an exact quote). The best thing I can say about this yenta-fest is that it's geared directly at it's target market. That's clearly not me, and so I won't be watching again. Ever.

posted by Brian at 8:17 AM | 0 comments

Friday, September 01, 2006

Global Warming: Either You're With Us, or You're Ignorant


I tried. I really, really tried. But some things are just unavoidable.

It started with this post, in which I pointed out an article I had read that attributed this year's calmer than average Atlantic hurricane season to cooler sea surface temperatures. I commented that data like this makes me question the myriad of doomsayers that appeared near the end of the horrific 2005 season, warning us that subsequent years would only get worse.

Jeff Porten, my most prolific commenter, responded thusly:


Again, you're just being (deliberately?) ignorant about how climate works. It's a large, chaotic system, and it's not perfectly modeled. Pointing to outlier data this year -- aside from the fact that any research on current climate has to come after the fact, so you don't know the full story for this year either -- is the equivalent of being a creationist because there are gaps in the fossil record. The "unavoidable doomsday scenarios" are based on trend analysis over decades, centuries, or hundreds of thousands of years, not on whether a storm happened to make the front page of the news this week.

If we're debating AIDS politics, there's room for disagreement -- if we're debating science, I'm not going to let you get away with being ignorant. One of the interesting points made in [An Inconvenient Truth] is that the newspapers report a completely different story than the scientific journals, and the scientific journals say that if you get your information from the newspapers, you're likely to be ignorant. My information comes from the journals (usually second-hand). Go to the source, then let's pick up this debate.

First, I'd like to respond to Jeff's specific comments, but then I'd like to discuss a broader point about political nature of the Global Warming issue.

Jeff: the data I cited isn't outlier data from this year (which, as you correctly point out, isn't over yet). It's historical data from the past three years (2003-2005). And, it's not from the newspapers. It's from a research paper being published next month in Geophysical Research Letters, which makes it "second-hand information from the journals," just as you suggest. Finally, and most importantly, the fact that a debate concerns science does not mean there is "no room for disagreement."

This leads me to my broader point about the nature of the debate. Somehow, and most prominently in the last couple of years, political debates about both global warming and evolution have reached the point where one side is claiming the ineffable mantle of SCIENCE, against which there can be no discussion and no debate. It's not opinion, after all, it's SCIENCE. And SCIENCE cannot be discussed or debated. Anyone who dares disagree with SCIENCE isn't just wrong, they're ignorant.

Lest you think this is just sour grapes about Jeff calling me ignorant, meet Richard Lindzen, MIT's Alfred P. Sloan professor of meteorology.:


Lindzen recently complained about the "shrill alarmism" of Gore's movie "An Inconvenient Truth." Lindzen acknowledges that global warming is real, and he acknowledges that increased carbon emissions might be causing the warming -- but they also might not.

"We do not understand the natural internal variability of climate change" is one of Lindzen's many heresies, along with such zingers as "the Arctic was as warm or warmer in 1940," "the evidence so far suggests that the Greenland ice sheet is actually growing on average," and "Alpine glaciers have been retreating since the early 19th century, and were advancing for several centuries before that. Since about 1970, many of the glaciers have stopped retreating and some are now advancing again. And, frankly, we don't know why."

When Lindzen published similar views in The Wall Street Journal this spring, environmentalist Laurie David, the wife of comedian Larry David, immediately branded him a "shill." She resurrected a shopworn slur first directed against Lindzen by former Globe writer Ross Gelbspan, who called Lindzen a "hood ornament" for the fossil fuels industry in a 1995 article in Harper's Magazine.

[Lindzen is] no big fan of Gore's, having suffered through what he calls a "Star Chamber" Congressional inquisition by the then senator. He said he accepted $10,000 in expenses and expert witness fees from fossil-fuel types in the 1990s, and has taken none of their money since.

So apparently, you can't even argue about science with more science. Any science that doesn't support the foregone conclusion is simply corporate-funded media-hype disguised as science for the purpose of destroying the planet.

Here's what I think is really going on here:

Al Gore has led an admirable charge for more than a decade now to get people to focus on environmental issues, and to understand the urgent and important impact that global warming is going to have on our planet & our economy. Some of his political opponents have countered his efforts by making dubious claims about the veracity of his evidence, suggesting "the need for more research" as a way of delaying any real action in the area. In response, Gore and his supporters have drastically ratcheted up their rhetoric around the subject. This has included a PR campaign to declare the scientific research on the subject complete and unassailable, ultimately culminating in the book/movie combo, An Inconvenient Truth.

All of this is well-intentioned and good politics, and I applaud Gore for staying the course, despite the many roadblocks. But here's the thing: in the midst of the PR campaign, the Gore crowd's argument has devolved into a set of talking points, and those talking points are being used each and every time the subject comes up, regardless of whether the participants are raising the original "more research" complaint.

Dr. Lindzen is one example. Here is a scientist who agrees with most of the existing scientific models, but has done his own research, and is raising questions that challenge some of its findings. This is how science has evolved for centuries. Lindzen is either right, in which case the current scientific models should be modified, or he is wrong, in which case the scientists should disprove his conclusions based on the available evidence, and show him either how his data is incorrect or how he drew invalid conclusions from his data.

My conversation with Jeff, while not as high profile as the MIT professor and the former VP, is indicative of a second example. Like Lindzen, I also professed agreement with the current models. My questions are more political than scientific: given the current science, should we be going on TV from flood-ridden New Orleans in 2005 and telling the world that each hurricane season is going to be worse than the one before? Or, as I said in this post, should we be showing computer-generated video of major cities sinking beneath the ocean when future technological innovation could prevent this, despite the rising temperatures & water levels?

In both of these cases, no one is trying to unfairly discredit the existing science, no one is calling for "more research," and no one is seeking delays in taking action. These are the tactics for which the talking points were (appropriately) developed, but they are not present here. Instead, it seems like the Gore crowd has taken up a position, rather than an opinion, and is now committed to defending that position from all detractors. They seem concerned that a single valid point that deviates from the original conclusion would destroy 100% of their credibility and render their cause ineffective.

Given the odds of being 100% right about anything as far reaching as global warming, this strikes me as a dangerous strategy, and one that will ultimately harm the cause in the long haul.

posted by Brian at 1:23 PM | 4 comments