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Cells on a Plane!
By Brian | September 7, 2006 | Share on Facebook
It seems two airlines, Quantas and Ryanair (an Irish budget airline) are experimenting with allowing cell phone calls, text messaging and e-mail on their flights.
The typical discussion here is preditable: who wants to be stuck between two chatterboxes on conference calls all the way to London, but this is hollow criticism – everyone who complains about it wouldn’t think twice if it were their conference call.
Here’s a better question: we’re worried about people bringing down the plane with hair gel and/or nail clippers. Isn’t a cell phone a well established triggering mechanism for explosives? (Come to think of it, is this already a problem that no one has bothered to bring up? Hmmmm……)
Topics: The Future is Now | 5 Comments »


The remote trigger idea is a newer problem, I think. Assuming you can’t remote trigger a bomb unless they give you a cellular signal on the plane (anyone know for sure?), this new “feature” would be like handing a guy with a fuse a lit match, no?
1) planes get *great* cellular reception as is, you don’t need to “provide” it on the plane. The reason you generally can’t use your cell phone while airborne is not that it won’t work, but that it works too well. That is, you’ll have direct line-of-sight with about a hundred or more cell towers, and your phone will attempt to register with all of them. Cell networks don’t like that.
Note that at 600 mph, you might not be able to have a conversation as you’ll be switching cells too frequently. But someone calling you will certainly be able to ring your phone, and that’s the voltage jump that makes it a trigger.
2) That being said — a cell phone is a great trigger when it’s checked as luggage. When the cell phone is in the hand of the guy with the bomb, what do you need a remote trigger for? Unless he doesn’t know he’s carrying a bomb… in which case, you’re better off just putting the thing on a timer.
Porten verdict: it makes as much sense to ban cell phones for safety as it does to ban your shoes.
Agreed that it’s silly to ban them. Besides, we don’t ban anything on planes until after someone tries to blow the plane up with it…
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