Archive for November, 2007
How to make a Photoblog – Lesson One
Monday, November 12th, 2007So I just realized how annoying it would be to look at the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Photoblog (hereafter referred to as the RCCTP) each and every day, and have to click through a bunch of pictures you’ve already seen just to see the one or two new ones I posted that day.
So, I’ve reversed the order. The most recent picture will now be first, so you can click “Next” until they look familiar, and then you’re done.
Those who would like to see the entire album in sequence, can click the double right arrow (end of album), and then use the left arrow to page through the set backwards.
Next week: Getting over myself & just using Flickr for cryin’ out loud…
(Oh, and P.S. – the November 12th pictures are up…)
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How to Ruin Sesame Street in One Sentence
Monday, November 12th, 2007Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti:
Watching Sesame Street today with [my son], it suddenly occurred to me that every time Maria hugs Elmo, some lecherous muppeteer is copping a feel.
38 years of Emmy-award winning children’s television right down the drain. Thank God my kids have moved on to all things Nickelodeon…
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And by “day,” he means “night”
Monday, November 12th, 2007I took special care to setup the photoblog so that I could post pictures to it without being at my home PC. I remembered to bring the camera, and oh yes – I took the pictures. But alas, there are no devices in the office that can transfer an image from an SD memory card to a PC for uploading.
And so, the daily pictures will post sometime between 9pm and 12AM each evening. Those suffering from anticipation can rest assured that after today, they will still have a picture to see each morning – it’ll just be day old news. Like a newspaper.
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The 2007 Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree – The Photoblog!
Saturday, November 10th, 2007OK, I’m trying something new here at I Should Be Sleeping – a photoblog. Every weekday between November 8 and November 28, I will take at least one picture of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree (which stands in front of 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York – just across the street from my office at 50 Rockefeller Plaza), and post it to this page. Click back there every day to follow the arrival, hoisting, decorating, and finally, lighting of the most famous Christmas Tree in the World.
While I’m at it, some background: This year’s Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree was planted in 1947 in Shelton, Connecticut by the first owner of Joseph and Judy Rivnyak’s house on Soundview Avenue. It was cut down with a handsaw on November 7th, loaded onto a flatbed truck, and transported into New York City. Four of the past nine Rockefeller Center Christmas Trees have come from Connecticut.
The tree is 84 feet tall and 48 feet in diameter at its base. It is estimated that by the time it is taken down, more than a billion people will have seen the tree, either live or on television. Or, of course, on the Internet.
If you’d like to fall into this last category, remember to click on the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Photoblog each day for an update!
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1 Million People Cancel the Paper
Friday, November 9th, 2007
James Lileks calls this chart, “horrifying, if you’re in the newspaper business.” He’s not in the newspaper business, of course, but yet he still works for a newspaper. Ah well, my life is complicated enough without trying to figure out his.
Anyway, as regards the numbers, the basic message is this: in the last 2.5 years, over a million people have cancelled their subscription to one of the Top 20 newspapers in America. TV News viewership has been declining for years as well.
There is always much speculation as to the reason, but for my money, it’s simply this: why would I pay anything (even a few cents) to read news that is at least a few hours old when I can read up-to-the-minute news on one of a dozen widely available devices for free?
Everyone says that newspapers will never die, just as television didn’t kill the radio. But here’s the thing: the radio changed. “All News, All the Time” stations have been largely replaced by (opinion-based) talk radio, local traffic and weather reports, and quick news snippets at the top of each hour. If newspapers don’t find a new niche quickly, it won’t be the Internet that killed them, it will be their own stubbornness.
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Tic Tac Two?
Thursday, November 8th, 2007OK, here’s a phrase I’ve never typed before: Following up on my post about Tic-Tacs…
But seriously, there’s more.
You see, the orange-in-flavor-but-not-in-color tic tacs are truly awful. They don’t taste good, and they don’t freshen your breath, which is the main reason I bought Tic Tacs in the first place. So, I went to a different newsstand in hopes of finding the old standby: plain, white Tic Tacs. Well, I found them, but guess what else I found!
So apparently, there are two types of orange Tic Tacs. Excuse my french, but what the fuck is up with that? The mind truly boggles…
Ah, but wait, there’s still more: looking closely at the back of the containers, I learn, well, more than I ever thought I would reading the back of a Tic Tac container. To wit:
The orange Tic Tacs are listed as having 1.5 calories per mint. The white ones are listed as having 1.9 calories per mint. Anyone else remember the “one and a half calorie breath mint” commercials? Are there really different formulas for these things? Did Tic Tac add something to the white flavor to give it 0.4 more calories? Was there fine print on the commercials that said “Calories refer to orange flavor only” that I missed all those years ago?
Also, the back of the orange-flavored-but-white-colored Tic Tacs doesn’t list calorie information at all, but lists the ingredients in both English and French. Maybe these are French Tic Tacs being sold illegally in the United States? Ooh, a Tic Tac scandal! You read it here first!
And…there’s a website. Here’s the product page at TicTacUSA.com. You’ll notice if you click around – no white Tic Tacs that taste orange. We’re definitely looking at some foreign mints here, folks…
Finally, I just couldn’t resist checking why they used TicTacUSA.com, instead of TicTac.com. Turns out there is no site up at TicTac.com, although the domain is registered to an Italian gentleman named Oscar Saglietti from Alba, and the technical contact is in the UK.
Someone ought to write a book (someone other than me, that is…)
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No Comment
Monday, November 5th, 2007The Writer’s Guild of America has gone on strike over the issue of residuals for DVD and internet sales.
When asked for a comment, an Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers(AMPTP)spokesman said, “Er…..um…….well, you see…….uh…….hmmm…….let me think……ah! No……errrr………LINE?!?!?”
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Trinity College – 15 Laterals for the Win…
Friday, November 2nd, 2007So, the inexplicable popularity of my Cal/Stanford post makes me think I should post this:
Trinity College uses 15 laterals to beat Millsaps in a Division III game in the final seconds of the fourth quarter. Amazing…
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How People Found Me – October Edition
Friday, November 2nd, 2007The Categories
| Category | October Count | September Count |
| Technology | 196 | 146 |
| Billy Joel | 183 | 112 |
| Celebrity Look Alikes | 54 | 30 |
| DSL | 46 | 44 |
| Bruce Springsteen | 27 | 0 |
| Adult/Porn-Related | 23 | 33 |
| Cal/Stanford | 23 | 22 |
| ISBS Song | 18 | 14 |
| Politics | 15 | 17 |
| Concerts | 14 | 14 |
| Penn | 13 | 16 |
| Overrated Films | 12 | 10 |
| Baton | 12 | 0 |
| Baseball | 11 | 23 |
Queries were up dramatically again this month (736 vs. 626), thanks primarily to increased Technology queries, and queries about Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.
Technology still leads the pack, but rumors of Billy Joel touring again seem to have fueled a resurgence in Billy Joel related queries, to the point where he almost caught the technology queries this month. The other categories were pretty much the standard group, although I’m pleased to see that the Adult/Porn-Related queries have died down a bit. The one that continues to surprise me the most is the Cal/Stanford queries – how so many people wind up on my site as opposed to YouTube for that clip is beyond me. It kind of makes me wish I had something meaningful to add on the subject, so that all the visitors to that post have something interesting to read. I don’t, though – I just like watching the video…
The Referring Sites
Each month seems to have a new favorite referrer. Last month, it was The Gothamist, who linked to my taxi burning post and generated hundreds of visitors and thousands of pageviews. This month, the honor goes to Backstreets, the site dedicated to all things Springsteen. I posted a link to my review there, and 51 visitors looked at 86 pages because of it. A comment on John Scalzi’s blog, ironically about the practice of commenting on blogs to drive traffic to your own blog, yielded 16 visitors and 36 pageviews. My friend Ilya’s blog generated a consistent 14 visitors and 41 pageviews, although for some rather shady content (you’ll have to click over to find out what). Also, the Penn Band’s baton related shenanigans drove some traffic my way from IvyGate, digg, Facebook, and del.icio.us. Ah, college…
The Keywords
All told, 736 queries resulted in hits to Familygreenberg.com in October (about 110 more than were used in September). Here are some samples:
In honor of the baseball post-season, we begin this month with baseball:
| Query | Rank / # of Results | Comments |
| when’s the world series | >500 / 250,000 | Clearly a huge baseball fan here… |
| commentators for rockies padres game tonight | >500 / 23,400 | I’m only watching if I can hear Jerry Coleman… |
Moving on to some interesting Billy Joel-related queries:
| Query | Rank / # of Results | Comments |
| belly joel my life lyric | 4 / 232,000 | Belly joel – it’s like “jelly roll” with a head cold… |
| billy hoel just the way you are lyrics | 1 / 15,900 | Billy Hoel – the German version! |
| use of transistor radio in billy joel songs | 1 / 35,300 | For listening. In 1975. Time to upgrade to an iPod, my friend… |
| what can i expect in a billy joel concert | 1 / 297,000 | Get out of the blogs and get over to YouTube, my friend… |
And onward to the just plain wild and whacky:
| Query | Rank / # of Results | Comments |
| can someone find me a monologue from harry potter | >500 / 164,000 | Hermione, or not Hermione – that is the question… |
| html- celebrity look alike | 55 / 1,710,000 | Here’s someone who’s not so much interested in what celebrities he/she looks like, but more about how the website works. My kind of Googler… |
| is section 36 row d good seats in madison square garden | 13 / 120,000 | No. It’s on the floor, so it’s not elevated, and it’s all the way in the back. |
| madison square garden seating sec 94 reviews | 4 / 176,000 | Section 94 was in great form tonight. They started with a couple of well known rock tunes, then sat down comfortably for a ballad. Their encore left something to be desired when the first three seats in the second row left early, and the fourth row, seat 5, kept getting up to go the bathroom. Now, section 92 – that was a great show… |
| scalp wachovia center price concert | 1 / 750 | A criminal who does his research. Redeeming qualities? Perhaps… |
| incredible lawsuit | 5 / 1,470,000 | Maybe a guy who’s suing a Disney cartoon? |
| inverted universe | >500 / 901,000 | This guy was querying with Bizarro-Google. |
| 8 track tapes | >500 / 9,770,000 | Googling for 8 track tapes? What a mixed anacrhonism… |
| funny quotes using the word “overconfidence” | >500 / 15,200 | Ah, those overconfidence jokes – hours of fun for the whole family… |
| should i keep cds | >500 / 3,650,000 | No. Buy an iPod. |
| titanicstop | n/a / 10 | Iceberg. Next question. |
| warning underwear why should we have them | >500 / 914,000 | Ewww…if you have to ask, it’s way too late. |
| what 7 thing i should do if you are in a hurricane | >500 / 1,880,000 | #1) I should help you. #2) I should help you. You get the idea… |
| what is a reason people should live new york | >500 / 10,900,000 | It certainly makes the commute easier, no? |
| when is ross gelbspan’s birthday? | n/a / 267 | Ross Gelbspan is a Boston Globe writer who wrote about global warming. This guy must send birthday cards to his favorite columnists… |
| spotlight search for windows xp | n/a / 487 | No. Spotlight Search for Mac. If you want that with Windows, upgrade to Vista. |
And finally, back by popular demand, it’s the Adult/Porn-related queries (WARNING: You have been warned):
| Query | Rank / # of Results | Comments |
| wife sleeping pictures, pictures of sleepy naked wife, rate my naked sleeping wife pics, spouse took nude pictures of wife while asleep | 122 / 2,260,000 >500 / 2,020,000 >500 / 1,2340,000 63 / 263,000 | I can only imagine that these wives don’t use the Internet much… |
| daddy does sons sexpics, mom and son sex pics | >500 / 274,000 >500 / 2,290,000 | Gross, gross, and gross. I can promise you these folks were disappointed when they clicked over to my site… |
| naked guys asleep, naked guys washing cars | >500 / 1,340,000 231 / 749,000 | How about naked guys washing cars while asleep? |
| breast sleep sex pictures, sleeping breast sex pic | >500 / 2,130,000 >500 / 2,130,000 | The problem with sleeping breasts is that when you wake them, they get all cranky… |
| mythical creature sex pictures | >500 / 286,000 | OK, this guy is weird even among this crowd… |
| should i sleep naked | >500 / 1,820,000 | Apparently not – someone (probably your spouse) will photograph you and put your picture on the internet. |
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Familygreenberg.com Health Check – October Edition
Friday, November 2nd, 2007| Metric | September | October | % Change |
| Visits | 2,203 | 1,519 | -31.05% |
| Pageviews | 3,573 | 2,380 | -33.39% |
| Pages/Visit | 1.62 | 1.57 | -3.39% |
| Avg Time on Site | 0:38 | 0:43 | +14.45% |
| Bounce Rate | 80.44% | 79.46% | -1.21% |
| % New Visitors | 91.47% | 86.18% | -5.78% |
OK, I was prepared for this. Last month, my post about a taxi cab that burned up in front of my office generated an incredible 870 visits and 1,300 pageviews. While it felt good at the time, I was mentally prepared for the stats to drop back down to earth this month. The fall was cushioned a little bit by the Penn Band’s Guinness World Record Setting Conductor’s Baton, which generated around 180 visits. Also, Billy Joel going back on tour, which has regenerated interested in my most popular post ever, my concert review of his Madison Square Garden show. That post received 352 visits in October, up from just 139 in September (+153.24%).
For a better comparison, I ran the stats last month without September 18-20, the three days that generated the bulk of taxi-related visits/pageviews. Here’s how October stacked up against those numbers:
| Metric | September’ | October | % Change |
| Visits | 1,080 | 1,519 | +40.65% |
| Pageviews | 1,570 | 2,380 | +51.59% |
| Pages/Visit | 1.44 | 1.57 | +9.02% |
| Avg Time on Site | 0:48 | 0:43 | -10.42% |
| Bounce Rate | 83.43% | 79.46% | -4.76% |
| % New Visitors | 86.56% | 86.18% | -0.44% |
Looking at it this way, October was a great month indeed. Traffic was up 40-50%, and my visitors looked at more pages and left after one entry less often. The only site that was down was Avg. Time on Site, which dropped 10.42% (or five seconds). I can definitely live with those numbers.
Here’s hoping something cool happens in November to keep the momentum going…
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