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Two Funny Deaths…

By Brian | July 9, 2009 | Share on Facebook

Yes, I know – it’s never funny when someone dies.

Except maybe this guy from two years ago.

And then there’s these two from this week:

Oscar Mayer Dies at 95

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener;
That is what he really used to be…

Man Falls Into Chocolate Vat; Dies

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo;
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee;
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

What do you do when your worker falls flat?
Tumbling into a chocolate vat?
Why didn’t he stay away from the side?
Then he would not have slipped and died!

(All covered with chocolate)

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah;
If you’ve good balance, you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do…

Topics: The World Wide Weird | 2 Comments »

2 Responses to “Two Funny Deaths…”

  1. Jeff Porten says at July 10th, 2009 at 4:49 am :
    I think that article should be headlined, “There Actually *Was* An Oscar Mayer Until Yesterday.”

  2. Brian says at July 10th, 2009 at 8:42 am :
    Actually, there were three! Oscar F. Meyer (d. 1955), Oscar G. Meyer (d. 1965), and Oscar G. Meyer (d. 2009).

    Unfortunately, while the Oscar Meyer’s come in groups of three, the caskets always come in packs of four.

    OK, that’s enough gallows humor for one blog, I think…


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