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Just when you thought Toyota was out of the woods…

By Brian | March 1, 2010 | Share on Facebook

Ya know, some blog posts are just so funny that they bear repeating in their entirety. This post by Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti is one such post:

Toyota Recalls Remaining Models Due to Faulty Chick Magnets
February 24th, 2010

Toyota suffered yet another setback today, as it was forced to recall all remaining models due to faulty chick magnets. “We’ve received numerous complaints about the complete lack of arousal induced by our dependable, fuel-efficient vehicles,” said Shotaro Kamiya, spokesman for the beleaguered automotive company. “The panty-dropping capacity of our products falls far short of our standards, and for that we apologize.”

Owners are urged to bring their vehicle into local dealerships, where technicians will replace lithium-ion batteries with hemis, install chrome rims, and affix Truck Nutz to the underside of pickups.

Kamiya stressed that the recall was voluntary, and that no deaths were attributable to the defect. “But as no one has ever gotten laid in the backseat of a Yaris, no births are attributable either,” he added. “We regret this senseless loss of life.”

Well done, Mr. Baldwin…

Topics: Random Acts of Blogging | 1 Comment »

One Response to “Just when you thought Toyota was out of the woods…”

  1. jason says at March 2nd, 2010 at 1:02 pm :
    Wow. Sometimes one must simply stand aside and offer a bow to a true master of the form. Sublime.


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